Formerly Obese Star Fucker Seeks Celebrity Ho

March 12, 2007 / Posted by:

DJ AM is in search of another Hollywood starlet. After his engagement to Nicole Richie ended, friends of AM said that he was looking for another celebrity ho to keep his name in the papers. He soon started “canoodling” with Mandy Moore.

It looks like Mandy has been sent away, she kissed him and stopped him from shaking. He needs her today.

Sorry.

Don’t worry DJ Am will bounce back or he’ll eat himself out of the pain and get obese again.

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