All An Act

March 11, 2007 / Posted by:

Jennifer Lopez and Skeletor tell the media that everything is lovely and they adore each other…blah…blah…blah…but inside sources say that they are on the brink of falling a part. JLo doesn’t have a very good track record since she’s been married 3 times and linked to every dick in Hollywood.

Children and Scientology seem to be their biggest issues. JLo doesn’t want to be knocked up right now and Skeletor is really into the crazy cult. Um…probably cause he wants to knock bones with some Tom Cruise.

The source said, “There was a fight after she performed at the Super Bowl, and when she had an album-listening party in Miami two months ago, there was an issue.”

According to this source, Lopez stood up and talked about her upcoming album and said, “This is my dream and Marc and I worked so hard on this album . . . Marc, would you like to say something?” – to which Anthony coldly said, “No,” and looked away.”

Yeah, their days are numbered. She’s a bitch and he has to return his soul to the last virgin on Earth soon. Seriously, I’m surprised they lasted this long.


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