Madge Gets Nipped and Tucked

March 10, 2007 / Posted by:

Madonna confessed to Nip/Tuck creator, Ryan Murphy, that she is a huge fan of the show and she’s agreed to guest star. Ryan is currently writing a role for her and she desperately wants to star opposite her pal, Rosie O’Donnell, who has already guest starred on the show.

Ryan said, “I’m going to write something for Madonna, who is a fan of the show and I would love for her to do something with Rosie.”

Nicole Kidman and Sandra Bullock are other big names that are in talks to guest star on the show when the action moves from Miami to Los Angeles next season.

In other Madonna news, one of her former nannies is shopping around a tell-all. Melissa Dumas worked for Madge during 2005 and details all her specific rules. Some of the hag one’s rules include absolutely no noise while she’s sleeping including running shower water, no newspapers, magazines or TV at all. That’s it? Please, that’s nothing and sounds like a bore.

I don’t like hos to shower while I”m sleeping either, that makes me have to pee and I’m way past pissing in the bed. Ok….almost past it. I swear.

– Madge’s wax figures looks about 20. I don’t think bitch has ever looked like that young! Even when she was a damn fetus!

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