He’s A Lot Hotter Since I Found Out He’s a Rich Ho

March 10, 2007 / Posted by:

Ever since Salma Hayek announced she was engaged and knocked up from Francois Pinault…I’ve become intrigued with this French dude with the face of a foot. I guess dude is richer than Jesus and tried to buy Gucci once. He has kids from a previous relationship.

I have found pictures of the two in the past. They attended an event in Italy together last April (above). Can’t you feel the chemistry between them? It’s like oil and water! Please, you know she’s only with him, because a)his dick is worth more than what she makes a day and b) she wants a baby for her lover Penny Cruz.

Once she has that kid, she’s going to cash her check and run away to Holland with Penny.

OMG and her tits are going to get HUGE!

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