Tighties Fetish

March 6, 2007 / Posted by:


Jake Gyllenhaal was spotted in the underwear department of a Bloomingdale’s recently sifting through all of the tightey whities. He was going through every single brand, taking them out and examining them.

A source said, “He looked very confused and had a furrowed brow . . . He was examining undies like an anthropologist in the city’s most highly trafficked department store.”

Damn! Can’t a homo practice his fetish in peace without everyone tattling on him? Damn.


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