The Beverly Hills police department is investigating faux rocker, Joel Madden, after a female photographer claims he attacked her ass on Sunday night. The photographer was outside of Mr. Chow’s taking snaps of Joel and his main toothpick, Nicole Richie, when she claims he hit her breast “with the heel of his hand.” She claims she had to see a doctor and has a welt to prove it.
Joel was also seen throwing a forceful, open-handed stiff-arm into the chest of another papper.
Welt in the breast?! I’m sure it was an accident or he was trying to get touch a real breast, because he’s only had chest bones for the past few months since he’s been with Nicole.