Bret Michaels Has His Own Personal Monica Lewinsky

March 2, 2007 / Posted by:

bmichaels.jpg “Rock of Love” starring Bret Michaels doesn’t air until July and I’m pretty sure it’s done casting, but that hasn’t stopped groupies from the past of telling their sordid tales. Vh1 got this little casting inquiry about the show, but it’s more of a poem. A poem of love, devotion and jizz stains:

Hello !! I’m ashley, 29 female from charlotte, nc…. i have to say, this show is CRAZY !!! I cannot believe bret is single and looking for love, after all the gourgous celeb woman he had, like pam anderson, etc…I guess it is good, for my every day, reality customer service life, that i can say….i gave bret a nice ” ride” back in the re-union tour in 1999. it was my dream come true to meet bret michaels, as i have been a poison fan from the beginning in the 80s !!! that was the most beautiful thing that i can keep in my heart 4ever !!!! i just want bret to know, keep rocking, come back to nc, and if i get a backstage pass, though i have a great man in my life, whom i love, i had my dream come true with bret, i just want to keep seeing him rocking out, cause God mage him a star, and a beautiful man….period !! and i know i made him feel good at that special moment, cause i wore some of him on my dress….if you know what i mean. hope he finds a chick who loves him like i do !!!!! take care…. ash …. nc loves bret !!!!

The most beautiful thing that she can keep in her heart 4ever?! No, that thing ended up on her dress, sweetie. PS – Bret is looking FUG! Damn, bloated as hell.

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