Jake Was Just Lonely

February 28, 2007 / Posted by:

Meet Jake, a daschund dog on speed. Jake was bored one day so he picked up the phone and placed a phone call. No he didn’t call 1-900-Sex-Cats. He called 9-1-1. The transcripts are amazing. Jake really knows how to get his point across. His owner has since taken the phone away from Jake. Wouldn’t it be sad if his ass really needed help?! Maybe he’s getting molested by the neighborhood pit bull! VIA BWE

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