BREAKING! CNN RAN OVER SUGARPIE!!!!

February 28, 2007 / Posted by:

new7sugarpie.jpg NOOO!! I just got word from a reader that a CNN news truck has ran over Sugarpie Smith in the Bahamas and she is dead! This can’t be. Howard K. Stern did it, I know he did! Sugarpie was about to tell her story. The truth and Howard got to her first! Please someone tell me this is a joke and can’t be true! PLEASE!!!! LORD! Why didn’t you take me instead?! WHY?!!!!! UPDATE – PHEW! This was a false alarm. Sugarpie is not dead. All is well in the World. I’m still trying to find out what happened if anything. God heard my prayers!!!!

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