My Oscar Predictions!

February 25, 2007 / Posted by:

sfield.jpg The Oscars are only hours away and I’ve just figured out my predictions. I’m not looking forward to sitting through 10 hours of retarded speeches, but I am looking forward in seeing who shows up looking like trash! Anyways, here’s my predictions and I’m sure I’ll be wrong! Best Picture Babel The Departed Letters From Iwo Jima Little Miss Sunshine The Queen Win: The Departed Might Win: Babel Best Actor Leonardo DiCaprio, Blood Diamond Ryan Gosling, Half Nelson Peter O’Toole, Venus Will Smith, The Pursuit of Happyness Forest Whitaker, The Last King of Scotland Win: Forest! Might Win: Peter O’Toole Best Actress Penny Cruz, Volver Judi Dench, Notes on a Scandal Helen Mirren, The Queen Meryl Streep, The Devil Wears Prada Kate Winslet, Little Children Win: Helen Mirren Might Win: Bitch has got this in the bag! Best Supporting Actor Alan Arkin, Little Miss Sunshine Jackie Earle Haley, Little Children Dijmon Hounsou, Blood Diamond Eddie Murphy, Dreamgirls Mark Wahlberg, The Departed Win: Alan Arkin Might Win: Eddie Murphy Best Supporting Actress Adriana Barraza, Babel Cate Blanchett, Notes On A Scandal Abigail Breslin, Little Miss Sunshine Jennifer Hudson, Dreamgirls Rinko Kikuchi, Babel Win: JHud! Might Win: Adriana Barraza The Other Categories: Animated Film: Cars will win this ho! Art Direction: Pan’s Thingee will win this ho! Cinematography: Children of Hot will win this ho! Costume Design: Curse of the Hot Chinese Bitches will win this ho! Directing: Martin Oldass will win this ho! Documentary Feature: The Al Gore Story will win this ho! Film Editing: Babel will win this ho! Foreign Language: Pan’s Thingee will win this ho! Makeup: Pan’s Thingee will win this ho! Original Score: The Queen will win this ho! Original Song: Listen WITHOUT Beyonce will win this ho! Visual Affects: Pirates of the Whatever Who Cares will win this ho! Screenplay, Adapted: The Departed will win this ho! Screenplay, Original: Little Miss Hotness will win this ho!

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