It’s Oscar Time, Part II

February 25, 2007 / Posted by:

kidmanbreslin2.jpg Nicole Kidman is taking Abigail Breslin’s soul and the poor girl doesn’t even know it! She needs the soul of a virgin in order to look that plastic. Actually, her dress is hot. Like a skinny Christmas pressie. Abigal’s just a little girl, but she’s just missing a few candles to make her cake look complete! See a bunch of other hos after the jump! kiki1.jpg HAHAHAHA! FUG FUG FUG! It makes me so happy to see Kiki in the fugliest dress of the evening. She really does look like a big marshmallow now! Put a stick up her ass and toast her over a campfire! fish1.jpg Fishsticks is such a snotty bitch! I was watching her on TV and homegirl thinks she’s so good. I will say that I like the dress, but I hate the face! beyonce1.jpg Beyonce, turn around. Those ladies from the South are laughing at you, because you look ridic! House of Derriere needs to close shop. They make ugly clothes…PERIOD. Not even a Vegas drag queen would be proud to wear that mess! britian2.jpg It’s the Brits! Rachel Weisz looks like a Gothic mess, Emily Blunt looks like a Vegas call girl and Helen Mirren looks perfect as always! annie2.jpg Annie…Annie…Annie Hathaway. I hope you still have your receipt, because you need to return that dress! Gift box from the early 90s. Ugh…. pencruz1.jpg I’m gay so I like Penny Cruz’s dress. I like anything that looks like cotton candy and has feathers. Yes, I think CamDi wore this to the GGs…but who cares. The hair is a little severe…but whatevs.

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