How Did I Not See This Coming?

February 24, 2007 / Posted by:

suze1.jpg Suze Orman’s a lesbo! How did I not know this? I mean, the hair, the money-saving idea…..damnit! If you don’t know this ho, she’s like a financial guru and has been on Oprah and other shows. She’s hot and if I followed her tips, I’d probably have a lot more dough. Anyway, she’s a virgin! She’s never been with a dude and prefers the box to the stick. She is happy with partner, Kathy Travis. She said, “We’re going on seven years. I have never been with a man in my whole life. I’m still a 55-year-old virgin.” Congratulations to Suze! Now she can eat coochie, wear flannel and snuggle under her duck paintings without a care in the world! Source

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