Britney is NOT on Suicide Watch

February 23, 2007 / Posted by:

britney-spears-bitchy-2.jpg Larry Rudolph has spoken out about reports that Britney Spears is on suicide watch. He told Extra, “The story is absolutely untrue. She is in rehab, and it is very disappointing that various media outlets are running these false stories about her, as Britney tries to get better.” The National Enquirer ran a story earlier this week claiming Brit Brit had tried to off herself twice. Once by walking into traffic and other time by listening to her own music. No, the second time she reportedly took too much Xanax. Hey, it’s an easy thing to do. Britney is still in rehab at Promises in Malibu. Is this a record? On another note, where is Bit Bit?! I’m worried about it, he, she, whatever! I really need to stop this animal obsession.

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