“American Idol” was guy’s night yesterday and most of them shouldn’t have quit their day jobs. I mean I don’t think even one was that great. They sang off-key and they looked like they rolled out of bed and grabbed whatever clothes were on the floor. If I had to pick a favorite from last night. I’d have to say AJ Tabaldo. He’s boring and sucks, but he was the best of the worst.
And the worst of the worst? Probably the gay one, Sanjaya Malakar. He was so boring, I even forgot he had performed. Seriously, this is the best they could do?
In other Idol news, Jennifer Lopez will mentor the kids for an episode. Mentor them on what? How to pretend like you can sing well when you really sound like crap? How to give head to the mixer to make your voice sound extra special with effects? She will also perform on April 11th.