Does Coochie Juice Rot Your Brains?

February 21, 2007 / Posted by:

mrod.jpg Michelle Rodriguez’s brains have apparently went on vacation, because homegirl is spewing some ridiculous garbage. She’s upset about her two DUI convinctions, one in the ’04 and one in the ’05. She said, “At 15 miles an hour, never killed a pot head. We get stopped driving 15 miles an hour down a 35-40 mph road. I cry, this sucks ass. I hire some lawyer from Hawaii, lose my 28 acres of land and my home in Jersey paying him off, just so I can get the same treatment I would have gotten from a public defender.” Crazy talk! For her DUI conviction, Michelle was fined, put in the clink and ordered to carry out community service. “I realized my payday in movies was way better than TV at that moment. I get bitch-slapped by Uncle Sam again in Hollywood. I get a sentence to wear a bracelet for three months to detect liquor content in your sweat. “The second day the guy calls me and says you’ve got an alcohol reading. I was like, I haven’t had any liquor. He’s like, well you can’t use Listerine, no shampoo, or soap, or lotion, or perfume, with alcohol in it. I started to feel a bit like a pawn. For someone like me this level of control just isn’t necessary.” Is she listening to herself?! So I ask, does drinking massive amounts of cooze juice rot the brains? Oh Michelle, I know being a “top” all the time is probably stressful…try getting effed every now and again and you most likely won’t have these brain issues! Source

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