Pregnant Kerry Beats Her New Husband

February 20, 2007 / Posted by:

For those of you that don’t know Kerry Katona, she’s a failed British pop-star turned reality star. She makes Britney Spears look like the epitome of sanity and grace. Kerry is due to pop out a kid any day now from cab driving husband, Mark Croft. The pair married on Valentine’s Day and it wasn’t such a lovely affair. During the reception, Kerry apparently started hitting down her new husband. Mark got on Kerry for drinking while pregnant! Kerry has said in the past that she doesn’t think it’s bad to booze while carrying. A source said, “She blew her top and went for him and tried to throw a proper punch. He went mad and refused to spend the night with her. Mark was totally disgusted that she drank so much when she’s due to give birth to their child in April.” Kerry has also said in the past that it’s ok to smoke while pregnant. She said, “The stress of not having one harms the baby more.” Brilliant. I think I found Britney’s new BFF. It was previously reported that Kerry and Mark spent their wedding night seperate, because of Mark’s farting problem. Source Thanks Lauren

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