We Know She Can Play the Skin Flute, But Can She Sing?

February 19, 2007 / Posted by:

Miss USA, Tara Conner, is fresh out of rehab for coke and booze abuse. She has apparently gotten offer after offer including Broadway. Tara is apparently rehearsing for the role of Roxie Hart in the Broadway production of “Chicago.” Barry Weissler, one of the producers said, “Assuming both sides are comfortable, then this will be a win-win for both parties.” A source said that Tara can sing alright, but her dancing needs work and she can’t act worth shit. Damn! They will throw any crackhead into that show, literally. Is nothing sacred anymore? Don’t the producers realize that people are paying upwards of $110 for this crap?! Why punish them? Source

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