Mock Trial?

February 17, 2007 / Posted by: admin

Michael Richards aka KKKramer won’t be attending a mock trial that is being put together tonight, because the media has been invited. The “mock trial” was set up by the attorney of the four black men that Michael attacked by using the “n-word” on them. Their attorney, Gloria Allred, put together the little shindig in hopes of finding a way for Michael to repay them. Gloria is such a damn publicity whore it ain’t funny. The mock trial was to feature Michael, the four black men and a jury of judges and lawyers. They would hear both sides and decide Michael’s punishment. WTF? Gloria also invited the media to attend. Michael’s lawyer said, “We wanted to apologize face to face to the individuals in the club that night. Now this has been turned into a modern-day kangaroo court.” Kangaroos?! I like those. Can I attend? Michael won’t be attending and Gloria said, “Mr. Richards had no hesitation in crying his crocodile tears and giving his spin on how sorry he was in a public venue.” Crocodiles? I like those. Can I attend? Anyway, the event will go as planned tonight at the Loyola Law School. Lame. Source, Image Source

Tags: Dumbasses, Uncomfortable

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