Hoppin’ with the Stars

February 14, 2007 / Posted by:

Mega-witch, Heather Mills McCartney, is reportedly set to join the fourth season of Dancing with the Stars in the US. The entire cast is set to be revealed on February 21st on Good Morning America. Billy Ray Cyrus, Joey Fatone, Danica McKellar, Ian Ziering and Laila Ali are all rumored to be joining the cast. Heather said she would not comment on that. This is an interesting casting choice since Heather only has one leg. Heather has proven that she can do almost anything with her prosthetic leg including beating down hos with it. Heather is currently in a hideous divorce with Paul McCartney. Listen, I’m all for peg-legs on the dancefloor but this woman is the spawn of Satan! She’s a crazy bitch! However, that’s going to make for hot TV when she gets voted out and completely loses it. I can’t wait to see that stiff Samantha Harris get beaten down with a plastic leg. Source

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