Hercules is a “Good Thing”
February 14, 2007 / Posted by: admin
The fattest fatties of the fats, Hercules, has found fame ever since his ass got stuck in a doggy door trying to get some grub. Martha Stewart will feature Hercules in an upcoming issue of “Martha Stewart Living.” The article will be about fat animals trying to lose weight. I guess Hercules lost some weight. In addition to the magazine, Hercules has also been approached to be the face of a low-calorie cat food. Shake that juicy ass Hercules! Do your thing. I’m sure Hercules wants nothing to do with all this attention. Homeboy just wants to sit around, eat and watch Jerry Springer. Hercules is destined for bigger things though. I hear Trimspa is looking for a new spokesperson?
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