This Days of Our Anna Nicole really makes me want to take a ten-day nap. Every single minute it seems there’s another revelation and I’m trying to keep up with it, but I’d rather be eating a Twinkie. Our trusty TMZ has broken it down this afternoon. Let’s go over some new details: Larry Birkhead got a speeding ticket which may reveal he has the father of Dannielynn Hope. Larry got the speeding ticket in Burbank on April 15, 2006 when an upset Anna called him and asked him to meet her in a parking lot. Larry told the cop, “I got a call from my pregnant wife, she’s sick.” The cop took note on the ticket. Larry’s attorney believes his statement was a spontaneous reaction to the event and not in the context of a paternity battle. Larry also said he said “girlfriend” but the cop wrote “wife.” I say, whatevs! Basically, who cares right? I basically wrote this post just so I can have an excuse for posting this video of Shelley, ANS’s toothless cousin. I’m surprised she’s not on Dr. Keith Albow selling her story. Heroin teefs!