Ralph Fiennes Caught in Mile-High SCANDAL!

February 11, 2007 / Posted by:

A Quantas stewardess may find her ass in an unemployment line after getting frisky with Ralph FineASS during her shift. The 38-year-old was suspended after co-workers saw her leave the bathroom seconds after Ralph during a long flight from Australia to India.

The stewardHO in question, Lisa Robertson said, “While conversing with Mr Fiennes during my break, I expressed a need to go to the toilet. I went to the nearby toilet and entered it, he followed me and entered the same toilet. I explained to him that this was inappropriate and asked him to leave. Mr Fiennes became amorous towards me and, after a short period of time, I convinced him to leave the toilet, which he did. I left the toilet a short time later.”

LIAR! Who could resist that hunk of man? I’d be happy to get fired from my job for a quick prostate tickle with that hotness. She needs to stop lying and give it up like she gave it up to Ralph. There’s nothing wrong with a little sexy time on the job.

Thanks Kristy

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