Isaac Cohen Speaks!

February 11, 2007 / Posted by:

I was wondering how long it would take Isaac Cohen to spill the beans on Britney Spears. He sold told his story to the News Of the World and the picture he paints of Brit isn’t a positive one. He said that she is basically a nymphomanic, crazy sex ho that tired him with her marathon sex sessions. LALALALALALA…I ain’t listening…LALALALALA! SUCIO!

Isaac said that Brit loved to do the devil’s deed on a revolving bed watching herself in mirror on the ceiling in a suite at the Palms in Las Vegas. He said she loved to do it on her bed with her wedding dress hanging on the door. WTF?!

Isaac also said, “She loves sex and is incredibly adventurous. She was totally happy when we were locked in each other’s arms. But once the sex stopped Britney was like a little girl lost, unable to cope. She would lie like a limp rag doll in my arms and and say, ‘Why can’t everyone leave me alone?’ and, ‘What have I done to deserve this?'”

Isaac said that she is a boozing party girl, but that her boys mean everything to her. He also said she’s not over her marriage to KFed and keeps her wedding dress in a glass box. Cuckoo!!!!

Isaac goes on and on and on and really doesn’t bring anything new to light. Click here to read the entire interview.

I know he’s a lying fool, becaue he described Brit’s body as “fantastic.” More like FATASTIC!

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