Thanks to all of you that wrote in to tell me SUGARPIE LIVES! I guess she’s safe in the Bahamas with Dannielynn Hope. My next question is, where’s Kim Walther (seen top left)?! You know that purple-haired lesbian assistant of Anna’s? Oh, she was bi-sexual. Anyway, where is she? I tried to find out when she stopped working for Anna Nicole, but I couldn’t find anything. She has to have some good dirt on Howard. SOMEBODY FIND KIMMY! I’m sure if you stroll up to your local dyke shack, she’d be there.
I leave you with Anna Nicole singing “My Heart Belongs to Daddy.” She really was superhotperfection. She should’ve gotten a ghost singer though.
UPDATE – Thanks to all who sent me Kim’s MySpace! I haven’t written her, because I’m shy!