Anna Anna Anna Anna Anna Nicole!

February 9, 2007 / Posted by:

Here we go! This is my 123,456,896th post about ANS and it’s not even 1pm! So...ET is reporting that ANS and Howard K. Stern were going to officially get married at the end of this month. ET anchor Mark Steines says he was invited to the wedding to be held on February 23rd in the Bahamas. TMZ is reporting that 5 other people were staying at Anna’s suite at the Hard Rock. Howard K. Stern, Anna’s nurse (who is also her bodyguard’s wife), her bodyguard, and two unidentified people were with her.

CNN is reporting that Anna tried to kill herself in the Bahamas by drowning herself. Howard found her and her bodyguard successfully gave her cpr.

It was also reported that before calling 911, Anna’s nurse called Howard and he took a long time to return her call.

FINALLY…Larry Birkhead’s lawyer just held a press conference after a judge ruled Anna’s body must be preserved until February 20th for possible DNA testing to discover the paternity of Dannielynn Hope. Larry’s lawyer is afraid that Howard will do a “bait and switch” of Dani’s DNA so it doesn’t match Larry’s.

Scandal! Drama! Scandal! How soon do you think this whole saga is going to end up on “Law & Order?”

And Dlisted is totally going to change its name to AnnaListed today.

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