Just Prick the Baby Already!

February 8, 2007 / Posted by:

Anna Nicole Smith has been given a new deadline to DNA test her baby, Danielynn Hope. Anna got a judge to temporarily stop her last deadline. The DNA test is to prove the paternity of Danielynn. Larry Birkhead and Howard K. Stern both claim they are the baby daddy. A Los Angeles just has now ordered for Anna to complete testing by February 21st or fly her ass to California to explain the delay in person.

Anna is currently in the Bahamas and can have the test there or in Miami.

JUST GET THIS OVER WITH! Bring me the baby and I’ll prick it over cocktails and pills. Seriously! They should just drop vicodin pills on the ground leading Anna to a test lab. Dumbass would fall for it! And I’m sick of seeing her doped up ass on “The Insider!” If they are going to insist on interviewing her about everything, they should at least use captions. I can hardly understand what her slurred-ass is saying!


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