Madonna is probably pissing in her depends! She’s finally a grand English lady! Madge and Guy Ritchie had drinks the other night in London with Prince Harry. The three had a two hour chat at Mayfair’s Mahiki club. They most talked about Madge’s African adventures while popping $200 champagne cocktails.
Prince Harry is interested in African orphans and even put together his own charity. Harry shed a tear for his love of the African oprahs. They also talked about other things, but who really cares?
Witnesses say that Madge and Guy looked happier than ever. They have had marriage problems in the past and now look to be working them out.
Chim-Chim cheerie or something. You know Madge is going to try and hit that so she can be a Princess. Princess Saggyvag!