But We’ve Only Just Begun!!!

February 7, 2007 / Posted by:

Isaac Cohen has dumped Britney Spears. Yup, shocking! Isaac apparently called Britney on Sunday night while she was in New York for fashion week and told her he’s over her hillbilly ass. Why didn’t he just text her?

Friends of Isaac say he was trying to get out of the relationship for a long time. What’s long? Two days? They were only together for like a quick minute. Isaac was also left caring for Brit’s teacup chihuahua, Snow White, while she was in NYC.

The source said, “It was a bit much for him. There was a lot of drama – it was too much of a whirlwind. It wasn’t one thing in particular. He likes her. They had a good time together. He was doing his best to help her out – but there is only so much one person can do.”

Isaac’s modeling agent confirms the split. To think I thought this was the one for Britney. Yes, he mooched off her ass and probably only put up with her thunder thighs, because she’s famous…but still. This hurts. She probably drowned her sorrow in ten gallons of Ben and Jerry’s.


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