Who Votes On This Mess?

February 5, 2007 / Posted by:

Jordan’s gaudy pink, Barbie wedding dress was voted one of the most stylish dresses ever. The bridal magazine “Brides” call this hideous, pink mess a success. When Jordan married Peter Andre in 2005 many jaws dropped when feasting their eyes on this flurry of cotton candy fugness.

The magazine said, “Jordan’s Swarovski-crystal and tulle wedding dress transformed her from C-list to A-list overnight. Whether you love it or not, you have to admire her for living out her fairytale dream.”

Other brides on the list include Katie Holmes, Princess Margaret and Grace Kelly.

Who votes on this?! 8-year-old girls? This is a fairytale nightmare! When I first saw these pictures I want to take a wooden stick, shove it up her ass and sell her at a carnival!


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