Kylie Minogue and her boyfriend of 4 years, Olivier Martinez, have broken up. They issued a joint statement and claim that it has nothing to do with “false rumors” aka Olivier cheating on her ass with Michelle Rodriguez and some other chick.
The statement reads:
“Olivier Martinez and Kylie Minogue have officially confirmed that they are no longer a couple. They have made it clear that the decision to go their separate ways was mutual and amicable. The media’s false accusations of disloyalty have saddened them both. The two remain very close friends.”
Olivier is now free to “get it on” with Michelle Rodriguez. You know they aren’t getting it on, she’s just showing him how to ride a hog. She’s totally bumping fuglies with Kristanna Loken.