NO! Not that kind of pussy! Get your mind out of the tuna can. I think I’ve found a girlfriend for Hercules! I really hope he’s a rice queen, because this fat ho hails from China! She’s super famous there and known as “SUPER FAT CAT.” She puts Hercules to shame with 37-pounds on her frame.
Her owner feeds her one steamed roll and half a bowl of chicken hearts each day, polished off with a side order of pork. He says her diet makes her extremely grouchy.
She’s probably grouchy, because she has a 34-inch waist! This fat pussy is so fat that she can’t lower her head to eat from her bowl. SOMEONE CALL JENNY! Actually, I know why he’s fattening her ass up! I know how they roll it in China.