Joe Francis is a Liar!

February 1, 2007 / Posted by:

Joe Francis went on Howard Stern this morning to talk about his possible lawsuit against the creators of Joe said he was not part of the leak and he doesn’t believe Paris is either. Howard used this precious time to ask Joe about who’s hot in bed and who sucks. Joe has claimed to have banged Paris, Lindsay Lohan, Tara Reid and Kimberly Stewart.

Joe claims that Paris gives the best head. When Howard asked him who gave better head, Lindsay or Paris? Joe said, “Paris.” LIES! Joe also said that Tara Reid was the worst only saying, “…well I only used protection with her, so maybe that made it less pleasurable…”

He says she more or less just layed there like a dead fish. He said Paris was really good in bed, but after her herpes condition was leaked onto he won’t be tapping that anytime soon.

“Well I don’t plan on having sex with Paris again, especially after seeing the medical documents on the site.”

Please! He’s just trying to be nice to that piece of trash. I’ve seen her sex in action and I’ve seen sexier moves from a squirrel trying to bury his nut.


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