Did Paris Get Tits?

January 27, 2007 / Posted by:

First of all, what the hell kind of GD outfit is this?! Hookers from space! Second of all, did Paris Hilton get some help from the plastic Gods in the boobage area? Maybe she’s using chicken cutlets or possibly her herpes has taken a rare form in the chest area, swelling everything up. Most likely, she’s just using a Wonderbra.

Someone take that headband and put it around her neck and pull tightly…please? Anyway, here’s her heinous leaving Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills on January 25th.

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