Scott Baio Lost His Virginity to a Sofa

Scott Baio is currently shopping around a tell-all he calls BaioWatch: How I Dated and Loved Hollywood’s Most Beautiful Women and Ended Up Alone. Radar has gotten a hold of 60 pages from the book. Scott talks about his relationships with Pamela Anderson, Heather Locklear and Liza Minnelli. Yes, Liza Minnelli. He claims that Liza wanted his sperm, because she thought he was hot. ICK. Beverly D’Angelo also told him that she had a “cocksuckers mouth.”

One of the funniest entries is Scott’s account on losing his virginity to his “Joanie Loves Chachi” co-star Erin Moran.

“I didn’t know what to do. I didn’t know what to say after we got naked. So for the first five minutes, maybe less—hell, it might have been the first twenty seconds—I’m doing it and thinking, man, this is really uncomfortable. What happened was, my thing was between the cushions on the couch and I didn’t even know it. Instead of being inside Erin, I was humping a corduroy sofa!”

I’m sure Erin is thrilled about that one. He’s comparing her vaginal corridors to corduroy!