Just for the Cameras?
January 25, 2007 / Posted by: admin
Witnesses say that Jessica Simpson and John Mayer may not be as hot and heavy as they’d like us to believe. Even though they created a paparazzi frenzy outside Nobu in Miami, the pair barely spoke to each other according to their fellow diners.
A witness said, “John was extremely quiet and didn’t speak a lot. Jessica just gave a lot of puppy-dog looks and twirled and twisted her hair.”
Before leaving, Jessica went to the bathroom for 20 minutes to prepare herself for the paparazzi.
In John’s defense, can you imagine having a conversation with Jessica? I’m sure he’d much rather keep mum than talk to her dumb ass.
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