Kelly Osbourne is too Fug for Playboy

January 24, 2007 / Posted by:

Last year, Kelly Osbourne reportedly expressed interest to Hugh Hefner about possibly baring all for Playboy Magazine. She said that she would be willing to do it, but know that “her tits would need airbrushing.”

Hugh Hefner isn’t loving it though. He said, “I can’t see it happening somehow – we don’t airbrush to that extent.”

He’s senile. Yes, they do airbrush to that extent. I mean Pamela Anderson’s recent Playboy spread was not even her. It was a mixture of animation, CGI and wax figures. However, I’m not sure I want to see her nasty ass spreading it. If I wanted to see fat pussy, I’d have lunch with Hercules.


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