John Mayer and His Beard Get Busy in Miami

January 23, 2007 / Posted by:

Jessica Simpson and John Mayer reunited in Miami, two weeks after they went public in New York City. The two started their Monday by working out and doing yoga together at a local gym. That night they shared a bottle of water and sushi at Nobu.

A witness said, “They were talking and laughing the whole time. She was constantly fixing herself to make sure she looked her best for him.”

John is in Florida to perform a string of concerts.

She looks like a tard and he looks like he’d rather be boning the cameraman! Actually, they sort of make a cute couple. I said sort of. I’m they love each other and the blind item about him is a falsity.


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