Okay, I Love Naomi Campbell

January 22, 2007 / Posted by:

Naomi Campbell is NUTS! She recently got community service for admitting to beating down her maid with her jewel encrusted Blackberry and she’s at it again! On Friday, Naomi traveled to Brazil as an ambassador to the country. Ambassador of what?! Ambassador of Beating Down Illegals?! Damn. Anyway, Naomi told reporters that she was interested in helping the poor of Brazil and stuff. Yeah, she was probably there to pick out her next maid. Let’s be real.

There are additional reports that Naomi was in Brazil to visit some kind of witch doctor. The witch doctor is trying to help Naomi not be so damn crazy! Her spokesperson denies that Naomi is seeking help from his ass and says they are just friends. Friends with a witch doctor?! Yeah that sounds right.

While in Brazil, Naomi couldn’t help herself. She beat down another HO! She was on the beach when she noticed a photographer taking snaps of her. Naomi went into attack mode and started screaming at the photog, demanding his film. She got her girlfriends involved and they surrounded him. The wuss of a photographer handed over the film.

After Brazil, Naomi traveled to London to meet Jennifer Hudson and Danny Glover for the premiere of Dreamgirls.

Ok, at first I didn’t like this ho, but now I’m in love. Homegirl doesn’t care. She will beat you down, get a slap on the wrist and then beat you down again. She’s a menace to society in a Liza Minnelli wig!

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