Alien Baby Alert!

January 20, 2007 / Posted by:

One of the craziest Scientologists of them all, Jenna Elfman, is knocked up with her first child. Jenna is married to fellow crazy Scientologist, Bodhi Elfman. They have been married for 16 years. Jenna is three months pregnant. She was one of the stars of the sitcom Dharma & Greg and hasn’t really been heard from since.

Her pr rep said, “Jenna looks and feels amazing. She is certain to be one hot mama!”

One hot mama? SICK! This poor child needs to go back in and not be born to Jenna Elfman. She will only bully him into becoming a Scientologist. Remember when her and her husband attacked that couple for wearing a “Scientology is Gay” t-shirt. That was the best!


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