Posh Turns Tom Down

January 18, 2007 / Posted by:

Tom Cruise is trying to get his boyfriend, David Beckham, to join his Scientology cult. Now that David and Posh are headed to Los Angeles, Tom is trying desperately to land the couple on his crazy-cult roster. David has admitted that the two are great friends and Tom even convinced him to play for L.A. David has to answer to a higher power though, Posh. She has nixed the idea of joining the cult, because she doesn’t want to part with her husband’s hard-earned cash.

Scientology requires members to make large cash donations upon joining and to give a percentage of their income each year.

A source said, “Tom spoke to David for hours about Scientology. He feels it could help to lift him out of the blues over his football career. But Victoria is having none of it. She can’t see the point of joining something like that where you have to donate money.”

If you can’t wear it, Posh doesn’t want to buy it! Seriously, do you blame her ass? I’d rather have a hot pair of shoes than join that mess. Besides Posh is too busy shopping to attend meetings with aliens.

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