Is Brit Brit Knocked Up AGAIN?!?

January 17, 2007 / Posted by:

Above is an old pic of Brit when she was knocked up with one of her brats

This ho needs to take her act to the local trailer park, because that’s where this piece of trash belongs! Anyways, Britney Spears may be knocked up according to friends. Brit Brit “gave birth” to Jayden James only four months ago, but friends say she’s nearly one month pregnant. Friends say that she’s been getting sick a lot lately and has also stopped drinking. While partying with her friends in Las Vegas, Brit only drank bottled water.

A source said, “I’ve seen her during the last two pregnancies and she has the same look now. She’s heavier, but that’s not it. It’s the sparkle in her eye. She always gets that sparkle when she’s pregnant, like she’s relaxed and happy.”

Who is the baby daddy? It could be anyone from KFed to Fat Elvis aka Brandon Davis to Paris Hilton to half of Hollywood. I mean, come on?! Doesn’t homegirl believe in condoms? She’s the kind of dumbass to fall for the “pull out” technique.

I pray that it’s Fat Elvis’ baby! Can you imagine what the spawn of Brit and Brandon would look like? Honestly, she would probably give birth to 10-pounds of Crisco!


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