Britney Spears’ manager, Larry Rudolph, denies reports that she’s knocked up. Rumors spread like wild fire today that Brit Brit was one month pregnant according to friends. Larry said that the rumor was “absurd” and that “she’s not pregnant.”
He thinks the rumor started when paparazzi caught Brit’s new man, Isaach Cohen, wiping peanut butter off of his pants. He says the paparazzi assumed that the peanut butter was Brit’s vomit and she was experiencing morning sickness.
Larry said, “Because Isaac didn’t lick the peanut butter off his fingers, someone decided that it must not be peanut butter, but must instead be Britney’s vomit.”
Peanut butter vomit and Britney with a bulge is too much for me to handle. I’m just glad homegirl is not expecting. Seriously, I need to see JJ before I see a pregnant Brit again. I’m saying, let’s start taking bets on what’s going on with JJ. I’m guessing he’s Asian like Suri Cruise.