Saint Britney is a New Mommy

January 12, 2007 / Posted by:

Britney Spears, Larry Rudoloph and SPF purchased a teacup chihuahua the other day and have apparently named her “Snow White.” She was overheard calling her new $3,200 purchase the name. She has previously owned three teacup chihuahuas, but they haven’t been seen around. Britney also won (or lost) Peta’s Worst Pet Owner Ever!

Brit was probably in a good mood after her purchase, because shortly after she gave a homeless man $300 in cash.

A source said, “Britney rolled down the window and handed the guy $300. She said, ‘Good luck and happy new year!’ The guy almost had a heart attack. Britney wants to do good — for herself and the world. That’s what she’s all about.”

She’s such a generous person! I think we should give her Sainthood! You know Snow White was thinking “Can you give me to the homeless dude instead?”


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