Madonna is currently doing the talk show rounds to promote her animated film Arthur and the Invisibles which comes out today. She was on David Letterman last night and said she had no idea about what’s going on here (i.e. Rosie VS. Donald, No Panties Brit), because she lives in England. Um….they have TV and Magazines in Britian you know Madge?
Anyways, David Letterman joked to Madonna about how girls are going without undies here.
She said, “I’ve been hearing these stories. It’s dreadful. Honestly, I live in England and so, I get – I’m pretty cut off from a lot of these stories. I only read stuff about, or hear stuff about the Royal Family. And so I’ve come to New York and the first thing I hear is about everyone not wearing their underpants. What’s going on? … It’s freezing outside!”
Letterman reminded her that she once gave him a pair of her panties.
“Maybe you could send them to Britney.”
And she’d totally wear them! Britney would love nothing more than to have Madge’s old crusty vagina juices on her lady parts. Trust me.