Tara Reid has been brought to Australia by producers of the Magic Millions racing carnival in order to bring a little glamour to the event. Glamour?! I think instead of glamour, they brought unknown STDs to their country. Oh well.
Tara found time in her busy partying schedule to swim with the dolphins at Sea World. I hope the dolphins wore protection.
Tara said, “It was one of the most magical moments of my life . . . I’m on a total high. I think this will be my favorite experience – this is just amazing.”
When asked about his experience, the dolphin said “I have warts on my damn a-hole! WARTS ON MY A-HOLE! Who’s going to love me now? They paid me overtime for this, but still! My life is over! What was magical for her was a nightmare for me!”