Speaking of Strange Baby Names

January 10, 2007 / Posted by:

The hotness that is David Charvet and his robot girlfriend, Brooke Burke welcomed a daughter into this cruel world! They named their baby Heaven Rain Charvet. HEAVEN RAIN?! Ok, she’s either going to be a porn star, a scent by Britney Spears or a drag queen. Let’s be real.

Brooke’s spokesho said, “Brooke had a very smooth delivery, with her fiancé David by her side. They are thrilled to be back at home now with their gorgeous baby girl. It’s a very exciting time for them.”

Heaven Rain has two half sisters, both with messed up names. Brooke has two daughter’s from a previous relationship, Nereiah and Sierra Sky.

Ok, Nereiah, Sierra Sky and Heaven Rain? They are sooo going to form an all-black, R&B girl group.


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