She Kinds of Looks Like a Bratz Doll

January 10, 2007 / Posted by:

Paula Abdul will bring her crazy to the big-screen version of Bratz based on the slutwhoreskank dolls. Paula will use her talents to serve as a choreographer, fashion stylist, casting assistant, executive producer and on-screen character in the film.

The live-action film will come out this August and follows four teenage hos from socially and economically diverse backgrounds. What they have in common is their wish to be themselves and realize their dreams and aspirations. They start their journey separated by high school cliques, only to realize that by becoming Bratz, their lives will be more fulfilling.

This movie should just be made into porn. That’s basically what these dolls look like. They straight-up look like Thai, tranny hooks. You know they sell their plastic punane on the side. Paula will fit right in.


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