January 5, 2007 / Posted by:

Last season on American Idol, Paula Abdul was either a) drunk the whole time, b) hopped up dolls on the whole time or c) retarded. I’m going with either a or b. Well, Paula claims that she’s never been drunk her life. WTF?!

“Last year, when no one understood what I was saying, and even though I’ve never been drunk in my life, I’m accused of filling my Coca-Cola cup with alcohol. Yeah, that was really fun for me!”

Let’s assume she’s telling the truth, then homegirl has a major problem with the pills. Because that was not a sober individual on AI last season. Maybe she’s getting high from the hairspray fumes or from Simon Cowell’s pec sweat…but she was definitely not sober.


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