One-Legged Heather Mills Kicked This Woman?

January 4, 2007 / Posted by:

Emma Levy was at a Starbucks in England when she spotted Heather Mills chatting with a mysterious man. She decided to whip out her cellphone and take a picture. When she did so, Heather flipped out. Emma claims that Heather then kicked her ass with her fake leg! That’s kind of hot.

Emma said, “Heather came in looking glamorous in a cowboy hat, brown polo neck jumper, skintight jeans and boots. She sat down with a man and they were drinking coffee. I took out my mobile and tried to take her picture. She jumped up, grabbed me by the throat and pushed me towards the door. She lashed out with her left leg, kicking me in the bum. I have a big bruise.”

Heather’s spokesperson said that she was meeting with her lawyer and taking private notes when Emma took her picture. Emma has confessed that she was thinking of selling the photos to make the cash. Apparently, the entire place started cheering for Heather when she started to beat her with her fake leg.

Getting beaten with a fake leg is the new black. I mean, how hot is that to get your ass kicked by a one-legged troll? In other news, she apparently wants four houses in her divorce to Paul McCartney! This bitch is crazy.


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