Firing Paris Hilton is Probably Better Than Sex

January 4, 2007 / Posted by:

Paris Hilton has been told to gets the steppin’ by a Florida nightclub owner. Fred Khalilian opened two nightclubs called Club Paris in Orlando, FL and Jacksonville, FL in honor of the piece of trash heiress. He has fired her, because she failed to show for scheduled appearances.

Fred said, “She’s created a circus for herself. It’s all about: How has she screwed up now?” Paris didn’t get off to a good to start. At the opening of her club two years ago, she showed up six hours late. Fred said the club will now be based on the city of Paris and not the whore of Paris. He is holding a contest to find the new face of his nightclub chain.

Paris’ talking turtle, Elliot Mintz, said, “I’m certainly disappointed to learn of Fred’s unfortunate comments. We shall address his statements at the appropriate time.”

I’m surprised that Club Paris is still open? Who the hell would go to a club like that? It should be a crab shack not a club! I’m not even joking.


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